2016 has already ended and 2017 is already knocking at your door. Tomorrow, we all will make several promises, New Year resolutions as we fondly call them! Some work out hard to lose their belly fat, others will practice self-discipline whereas a few lazy ones like me will just kick back and waste our lives, as always.
The Myth: We’ll follow New Year resolutions with utmost dedication.
The Fact: New Year resolutions are for suckers! Don’t mind it, but that’s actually true!
You make them in January, you break them in February and then, you spend rest of the year crying in a gutter somewhere, feeling bad for your life. By the time December arrives, you brace yourself with new promises again. Cliché!
So, I’ll hand an important piece of advice that’ll make you feel better. Saw a tempting piece of chocolate cake displayed at the bakers, dripping in chocolate sauce with juicy red cherries on top? Go and have it! It’s okay to break free from your diet at least once a month.
Feel like skipping out on gym after a long and tiring day at work? Do it! But, don’t make it a habit. It’s okay to rest on days when you’re dead tired and exhausted. Not keen on finishing a boring novel that your friend gave you? Pass it on as a birthday gift to someone else (preferably a bookworm). He’ll worship you forever!
Hit the snooze button when you sleep late, yell at stupid pedestrians who don’t follow traffic rules and work on your fitness (but don’t starve yourself to attain a matchstick figure). Before you proceed with all the devilish stuff I’ve preached here, spare a few minutes and go through this post.
Toast to the 10 most hilarious New Year resolutions posted by real smart social media users all over the world.
Funny New Year Resolutions: If you aren’t Determined, just Laugh it Off…
- “I will not bore my boss with boring excuses. I’ll think of new and creative (probably gory) excuses when I want a leave”.
- “I won’t consider other’s feelings when they don’t consider mine. Next time when my colleagues or classmates look like they just enjoyed a ‘no bath’ day, I’ll simply tell them they stink”.
- “I won’t sit in my room all day, staring at random memes on my laptop/computer. I’ll move my butt to the living room this time. A change of place is needed occasionally”.
- “I will try to find the actual meaning of ‘resolutions’ this time”.
- “Doctors advised me to eat fresh, colourful (preferably green) things. So, I’ll eat green apple pies, ice lollies, big Macs and rainbow candies”.
And here the top 5 from Twitter:
You inspired us!
My New Years resolution is to meet people less and tweet people more! #healthy
— josh groban (@joshgroban) January 1, 2014
Yeah! What will we do with all that perfection?
My New Year’s resolution is to be less prefect.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) December 31, 2013
Trump! The word says that all…
My top dozen New Year’s resolutions:
1. Resist Trump.
2. Resist Trump.
3. Resist Trump.
4. Get 7 hours sleep… https://t.co/Ckd1Wt5uDI— Robert Reich (@RBReich) December 31, 2016
Cheers to all the trashy people!
do y’all have any new year’s resolutions? im just gonna continue being trash. consistency is key lol
— BAD MOM (@RayanaJay) December 31, 2016
I hope his GF doesn’t read it!
New Year’s resolutions:
– spend more time at the barn
– make more $ to support gf’s riding
– propose
– stop letting gf write my resolutions— Horse Show Boyfriend (@HorseShowBF) December 29, 2016
