Koffee With Karan Season 5: 7 Witty Tips by Twinkle Khanna that will Make you Fall in Love with Her

Koffee With Karan Season 5: 7 Witty Tips by Twinkle Khanna that will Make you Fall in Love with Her
She’s sexy, she’s learned and she’s good at insulting people. We love her slapstick! That’s Twinkle for you…

Twinkle Khanna- the ‘mild’ modern-day avatar of badass female revolutionaries like Aung San Suu Kyi and Phoolan Devi, is exactly who, all the young ladies should look up to. We saw the beauty sharing a couch with her husband veteran Bollywood actor Akshay Kumar for the first time in the history of Bollywood at Star World’s scandalous talk show ‘Kofee with Karan’. While her comebacks were hilariously entertaining. Twinkle is the reason why typical Indian husbands avoid taking their wives to public galas. Why? Because she’ll subtly outsmart you and you won’t even realize you’re being ‘discretely’ insulted.


Here’s a list of 7 witty advices that we’ve compiled after watching the show. Kudos to Twinkle for opening our ‘third eye’.

You must dig into your husband’s family history and come up with a pro/con list before marriage.

If you don’t know why you should get married, Twinkle will tell you the reasons. “The reasons you get married is primarily to have children which means you’re introducing this genetic strain in your family line”. So, you should probably do a comprehensive list of pros-cons list and medical history to know what you’re exactly getting into. ‘Kundli’ is out of fashion now. Health chart, settlement and lists do the trick!

You ought to have a moustache and lots of testosterone for a man to fall in love with you.

For those who’re wondering why Karan Johar never married is because he was in love with her for a very brief period of time. Why? Twinkle says, “Because my testosterone is almost 11 and I’ve had a moustache that time. Now it’s gone now with laser and all but I think you (Karan) must have liked that”. Some real dark secrets revealed, Karan!

You know it’s time to get married when your career goes down.

“I called him (Akshay) pretty much on Sunday and said okay let’s get married”. While men would find it offensive but Twinkle actually made up her mind if her multi-crore movie Mela fails on the box office, she would get married to Akshay! That was really smart Twinkle!

You must accept you’re bad at things.

“I was just not good at what I did, I was terrible”, that’s how Twinkle judges her performance in her super-flop movie ‘Mela’. When you know you’re bad at something, you either try to improve or quit and try something else.

Don’t have kids till you’ve achieved something big.

“Like I told him (Akshay) I’m not gonna have a second child until he starts doing some sensible movies”, that’s how Twinkle blackmailed Akshay into giving more number of hits every year. Now we know why Akshay’s movie land in 100-crore club.

Never unbutton your husband’s jean or you can land in jail.

“Because of him, I’ve got arrested. No one can get into more trouble than that”. Akky was walking down the ramp in his stylish ‘Unbutton’ jeans and he requested Twinkle to unbutton it on the live telecast. Apparently, people didn’t find it funny and many filed FIR against Twinkle for ‘assaulting and opening a man’s button’.

You should be sensible when shopping for your wife’s gifts.

It’s funny and totally unexpected that Akky would be stupid enough to get her beautiful wife a paperweight on her birthday. Well, Twinkle finally got her revenge, “One day you’ll (Akshay) buy me a diamond as big as this bloody paper weight, I’ll make sure” and we saw her flaunting the big, sparkly diamond earrings at the show.

So, that’s why we love this beauty! There are plenty of moments that had us rolling in laughter. Unfortunately, we couldn’t assemble them all in this article so, you must go ahead and watch the show! This is probably the funniest, most hilarious episode of Koffee with Karan, ever.



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